Отправлено: 07.02.07 00:37. Заголовок: For english-speakers
I think it'll be nice to speak with each other in english)) let's do it and we'll see how good or bad we can make it) the theme of a topic will be the same as "мысли влух" speak only in english, if you don't know some words, please welcome lingvo.yandex.ru.... let's go
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Отправлено: 07.02.07 00:56. Заголовок: Re:
Player please, keep your nice mouth, Pashechka)) I mean in russian;) there is only english in this topic! but it's so uncomfortable to type on english keyboard.. well, we'll get used to it!))
comara Player understood? keep your russian away from this topic)) each must speak only E) so take away your russian for a while "press shift button while holding ctrl button" and say what are you thinking of)
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Отправлено: 07.02.07 01:37. Заголовок: Re:
провокатор... хуясь, не вспомнить
Three rings for-Elven-kings under-sky Seven for-dwarf-lords in-halls Nine for-mortals doomed to-die One for-Dark-Lord in-darkness in-Mordor where shadows lie.
One Ring to-rule-them-all, One Ring to-find-them, One Ring to-bring-them-all and in-the-Darkness blind-them in-Mordor where shadows lie.
next non-english messages will be deleted! the topic was made to speak engish, not to show your wittiness and knowledge of english-tatarian language. if want to speak so, please, create another topic for tatar or tatar-english speakin'
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Отправлено: 07.02.07 02:24. Заголовок: Re:
o'k, i'll play with your rules) this text is very old, but i found it funny.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which is the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as «Euro-English».
In the first year, «s» will replace the soft «c». Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard «c» will be dropped in favour of the «k». This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.w
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome «ph» will be replaced with the «f». This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent «e» in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing «th» with«z» and «w» with «v».
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary «o» kan be dropd from vords kontaining «ou» and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. If zis mad you smil pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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